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Monday, June 9, 2008

I love it!

Make a sentence, then post it in my comments:

Your favorite color:
red ---------- My great grand father
green ------- God
purple ------ You
yellow ------ The president
white ------- My family
black ------- I
gold -------- This country
silver ------- My cat
bronze ----- My fish
blue -------- We
orange ----- Zombies
teal --------- Aliens
pink... ---- Satan


How old are you?:
0-10 --------- was(were) born in
11-14 -------- ate
15------------ licked
16 ----------- burned down
17 ----------- will give birth to
18 ----------- was(were) consumed by
19 ----------- will marry
20 ----------- stepped on
21 ----------- will die in
22 ----------- will turn into
23 ----------- worship(s)
24 ----------- invented
25 ----------- will command
26-30 ------- destroyed
31-40 ------- created
41-50 ------- slaughtered
51-60 ------- expected
61-75 ------- wanted
76-infinity -- made

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------the rotten
2-------the yellow
3-------the wrinkled
4-------the treacherous
5-------the processed
6-------the invisible
7-------the delirious
8-------the magical
9-------the horniest
10-------the monstrous
11-------my own
12-------the incredibly horrifying
13-------the holy
14-------the irresistible
15-------the crooked
16-------the pickle flavored
17-------the fattest
18-------the shady
19------- the misfortunate
20-------the undesirable
21-------the insane
22-------the busty
23-------the creamy
24-------the squeaky
25-------the delicious
26-------my sister's
27-------my child's
28-------a red
29-------the greedy
30-------the indicated
31-------the homeless



Current minute on the clock, plus any number you can imagine from 1 to 10:
0-2 ---------Beast
3-5---------Acne
6-8-----------Little girl
9-11---------Nazi helmet
12-14---------Submarine
15-17---------lawyer
18-20---------hobo
21-23---------pirate
24-26--------penguin
27-29--------storm
30-32--------shoelace
33-35---------ninja
36-38---------pants
39-41---------ghost
42-44---------pope
45-47---------elementary teacher
48-50---------whale
51-53---------old man
54-56---------pancake
57-59---------corpse



Current second on the clock?:
0-2 ---------because humanity demanded it
3-5---------because its will save the world from certain doom
6-8-----------because of Hitler's mustache
9-11-----------because of a mathematical error in the matrix
12-14-----------because of my pants
15-17---------because I have a fetish for whales
18-20---------because I need to eat more pills
21-23----------because of YOU!
24-26--------because Satan commands it
27-29--------because life is boring otherwise
30-32---------due to my failure as a carbon based life form.
33-35----------because the curse is upon us
36-38----------because it was my will
39-41----------to save me from eternal damnation
42-44----------because you ate my porridge
45-47----------because god wanted it
48-50----------because I believe in it
51-53----------due to overpopulation.
54-56----------because it's how the world is going to end
57-59----------because I couldn't control myself

1 comment:

pisceshanna said...

Aliens destroyed my sister's acne because it will save the world from impending doom.

HA YOU HAVE A BLOG :P